9.30.2005

Timothy Leary Defends Reserch on Face-Eating Monkeys

This is from a letter from My freind in jail were he copied a story from an actual newspaper printed on September 28, 1964. Either that or he's just out of mind)

WASHINGTON, D.C. Dr. Timothy Leary, a professor of psychology at Harvard Unniversity, appeared before Congress Friday to testify in support of keeping the investigation of face-eating monkeys in the domain of sceintific reserch.
"We still have much to learn about these face-eating monkeys," Leary told the congressional panel. "For example, why do some have sic arms, while others only three? what purpose does their greenish glow serve? Most importantanly, how do they eat away at my face to a gleaming skull, then regenerate the rissiue for another face-eating session only minutes ater? These questions can not be ansewed if face-eating monkey reserch is criminalized."
Dr. Leary first encountered the ghostly monkeys six months ago in mexico with fellow Harard psychologist Richard Alpert. Alpert, who has since changed his name to Baba Ram Dass and aquired a deep hatred of shoes, is credited with the initial discovery of the phenomenom. However it is Leary who has became the cheif proponet of monkey reserch, enouraging students to lern firsthand about the hairy, hungry Phantoms.
Leary denied Claims from some members of the panel that the face-eating monkeys are dangerous. "Before they read my face, the monkeys sing beutiful songs and perform a slow, sensual sance wich puts me in a very relaxed state," Leary said. "While the initial sensation of having you're nose chewed off can me alarming, it becomes more and more comfertable with each face-eating session."
Leary then presented his face for inspection to congressmen. His face appeared normal exept for his fully dialated pupils.
In closing, leary compared his work to that of the mediecal asronomer Balileo, whose discoveries were condemned by the catholic church. "We cannot supress these findings," Leary said. "We Must communicate with these amazing monkeys and not anger them. Their leader, a magnificant creature nmed Tremulan 7, has intimated to me that, if we do not offer up our delicius faces in good will, the monkey could leace the planet though a dimension 91 warp gate. Without their preotection, Earth would ve in danger of an attack Gorgemus, a malignant shade of purple form the Horsehead Nebula."
Leary then stood up , extended his arms, spun in place for approxemently three minutes, and hoped our of the room.

8.29.2005

shot in the face with no reason

today i scribe with no real focus or point besides the idea to scribe for the incan monkey od me son of the lion that i was to go to the inner depths of the mind and burst threw the wall of the universe to a demention of pure energy, understanding and inlightenment. then with flowering neon lights around me i decended back onto the cliff of fate. if i were devine i would live if not i would simply fall and butcher myself on the spearlike rocks of satan. as i jumped i thought "if were all just energy i can't rely impact the rocks but merly just move through it was energy" and in this thought i was devine and i passed through and lived and such is the story of my life and why i am still alive and not being riped apart in hell over and over but u mustent bother me about this anymore due to the fact that if you know half the things i do youd proboblly rip your head off due to the insanity so i leave you know hopefully only inlightened and not crazy but if you are going to kill yourself ypu have my apology

-tune in, turn off, and drop out

8.09.2005

um doesn't really have a focus so... FUCK THE TITLE!

i have been listening to pink floyd the wall on loop for over 72 hours now and it has now become some odd kind of relly trippy white noise
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ummm^that thing^ is sappose to ba trippy rainbow sky thing but it just looks shitty
also i made it when it wasnt bold so it will run onto the next line

anyways... um... o yea
At this design camp i did at the last day were we did final things on these machines that we were building all week and there were these coporate whores who were like taking pictures of us for there like adds and stuff and they made me sign a release waiver and they were trying to get me not to sign it... so i murdered them then dumped liquid nitrogen on there bodies and smashed em up with a hammer until they were a powder